ebguy wears jorts

[yurfinlfntsy]

There have been numerous rumors circulating around the server over whether or not ebguy in fact wears jorts.


This thread is for the discussion and fabrication of this news.

GO!

[Admin]

I have heard some of these rumors also. I hear it's his tongue-in-cheek alternative to low riding.

[EBGuy]

No, no, you idiots. I wear JARTS. They are a fearsome armor indeed.



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